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Taking Big Bird Out Back

I want to thank the candidates for clearing up my complete misconceptions about
our country's troubles and our political system. Apparently, we as Americans are
simply too dense to understand what is important.

Somehow I erroneously believed that our debt, and particularly the part of it we owe to China, was a product of massive, run-away government spending. But it was Big Bird all along. I also believed it to be the result of wasteful and lavish spending by large corporations with government contracts, but learned this week it is tied directly to The Cookie Monster and his affection for cookies. I am now aware that it has nothing to do with billion dollar bonuses for CEO’s or the bailouts we provide them--which amounts to government subsidized perks for the rich and infamous.

I was under the impression the enormous salaries we pay the U.S. Congress and the U.S. Senate were somehow contributing to the national debt, but it turns out that Mr. Rogers was actually the enemy. Funny, I never heard Mr. Rogers speak Chinese.

I was stupid enough to believe that the insane state of the welfare system might be influencing the ongoing Chinese financing of America. Many people are already calling for welfare recipients to be drug tested before receiving benefits. Do these people understand how much such a program, if implemented, would cost? It would cost more to drug test them than it would to simply pay the benefits.

The next asinine thing I expect to see on the social media is this statement: A government study was released today which found that welfare recipients spend their days, stoned watching Big Bird and having sex, all at the same time.

Of course, the conservatives hate PBS and their brand of political propaganda, and I don’t disagree that they are biased, but like Republicans and Democrats, they are a necessary part of our system. They are also a necessary part of our educational system.

Many children arrive in school without the basic knowledge needed to start school. How much worse would it be, without NPR, PBS, Big Bird and all his buddies? Cutting funding for PBS, which is minuscule, would be like driving a stake into the heart of our educational system to stifle someone who disagrees with you politically.

I think that Romney will regret allowing his statement on Big Bird to escape his mouth for the rest of his short political career. I’m not saying I think Obama should win. I’m saying he will win.

The worst part of this, and the part no one wants to admit: The average American does not understand taxes.

Many believe them to be some sort of government savings account and treat them as such. Many wait with crossed fingers for their yearly refund, hoping it will buy them the car they need or pay for a family vacation. Most people listen to the horror stories about SSI and pray for its future, but have little understanding of it. The healthcare system is so complicated that many who have insurance would rather pay up front than try to wade through the muddy complicated waters involved in filing the paperwork.

Americans pay for insurance, but the system is so complicated and mired with false claim rejections that it can hardly be used by anyone without a degree. That will be the next prominent American rip off and lie. You’ll need a degree to file or sell insurance, which will drive the costs even higher.

Doctors now hire people to file insurance paperwork. If they didn’t, they would never get paid. If you pay for insurance, shouldn’t the company help you file and make sure your doctor gets his money so you don’t end up having to pay anyway? I remember when they called this customer service.

The fact that this Big Bird thing has become a key campaign point proves everything I’ve been saying for months. All politicians are relatively the same, and all of them will talk about everything, to avoid talking about anything. A debate that cost millions and is so crucial should never be allowed to turn into a political quagmire by Big Bird. I am truly scared for America. 

My point is this: Americans may not understand the overly complicated systems, designed as smoke screens, to keep Americans in the dark, but they do understand Big Bird. Anyone who believes such a ludicrous idea like Big Bird is bad for America is drinking the equivalent of broccoli-flavored Kool Aid, and the worst part is, he will convince others that it tastes yummy. 

The candidate who threatens to take Big Bird out behind the barn is the one who loses in America. Sorry. The one who goes out back to stop the raised fist wins. Wait and see!!!



James Coaltrain

8:20 am on Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Big Bird is doing fine on his own, he makes enough to support himself without our tax dollars. Big Bird should probably be paying some tax himself. The generous distribution of our tax dollars to the many that have traditionally received them needs to be reexamined under the microscope of today's fiscal realities. Just as a family where the bread winner loses their job and must make decisions based on fiscal reality and cancel their cable or dish subscription, cut out the 3 per week restaurant meals, and shop at Walmart instead of Neiman Marcus so must the Federal Government. Yes we all love to eat out and we all love Big Bird but putting another meal on your maxed out credit card or giving Big Bird a few hundred million dollars you do not have is nuts. The sad reality with liberals is that they are very generous but only with other peoples money. Then to your point regards education. To rely on Big Bird as the stepping stone into an over funded and under performing education system is foolish at best with the good old USA ranks 25th in math and 17th in science. I fail to see how it could be much worse without him. Sadly its just another testament to public education in our country that most cannot understand the concept that you cannot get spend more than you take in. In the end Big Bird has just becomes another tool for an organization that wants to take our tax money to remain politically active and still promote "progressive policies" where it should be neutral.

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DeeAnn Garner Kline

9:15 am on Tuesday, October 9, 2012

I must have missed a Big Bird attack. I only heard Mitt Romney said he didn't think we should be paying for PBS. I thought Mitt said he liked Big Bird. How on earth does a TV character get this much attention with all the serious problems we have in our country? This is just another example of what some think is important to America. If our country stops paying for PBS, Big Bird will survive (actually it's Sesame Street), not just Big Bird. Look at all the Sesame Street items out there to buy. Where do you think that money goes? Let's get real America and focus on the important issues.

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R++ - One of the famous "Dacula Crew"

11:14 pm on Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Because discussion of the issue details is lost on some and that segment can understand Big Bird.

We need a debate on Sesame street!

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Floyd Akridge

4:23 am on Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Can you tell me how to get....how to get to Sesame Street?

RL

9:30 am on Tuesday, October 9, 2012

This has to be one of the more least sensible columns I have ever read. Romney mentioned Big Bird once. He was right. The American taxpayer should not be subsidizing PBS, NPR or public art. Not the responsibility of the taxpayer. As other posts have alluded to, NPR, PBS etc. will be fine by raising revenue on their own.
Cutting funding to these organizations will be the tip of the iceberg when the big budget crunch hits. Don't fool yourself that it won't happen.

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Xardox

9:49 am on Tuesday, October 9, 2012

This piece is an excellent example of the fallacy known as The Straw Man Argument.
I made it through, mainly to get to the comments, which were spot on.

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Paul L. Dragu

10:28 am on Tuesday, October 9, 2012

(1) I'm confused. At first it seems the writer is saying the attention the Big Bird comment has received is a massive smokescreen. But the article concludes with how important Sesame Street is to a childs' pre-education, and how ludicrous it is to do away with public media... Which is it?

(2) Does anyone honestly think Sesame Street wouldn't be picked up by Nickelodeon, or something of the like, if PBS finally disappears off the face of the planet? Why does everyone's thinking have to be so binary?

Everything always has to be either or, one extreme or another. Mitt's comment was an example, an extra note for flavor, to make a point, and we're running away with this thing as if he said selling crack to children is okay. Smokescreens like these, the kind that give a puddle for all the idiots to wallow in, need to be ignored; marginalized to the backwoods of feeble-minded society while the rest of us big boys and girls focus on the actual issues.

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Concerned Citizen

11:24 am on Tuesday, October 9, 2012

This is a perfect example of what the left does when they are losing the argument based on real facts and substance. They result to calling the opponent names and nit picking every detail to look for something false or damaging. We could pick Obama's lines apart too but not necessary b/c Romney showed the nation what an empty suit he really is. No need to pile on I guess. If Big Bird and calling Romney a liar over and over is all the left has then desperation has truly set in.

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Kim Kraeling

11:23 am on Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Wake up liberals! We CANNOT AFFORD Big Bird! That is what Romney meant. In a perfect world we would all be able to have the extras...but look outside...we DO NOT live in a perfect world! Get a grip on the checkbook Washington. Get a grip on every single cent of government spending. Big Bird and PBS are luxuries if you look at what government needs to spend. For those of us that actually PAY taxes, that is OUR money! Government, make a realistic budget and stick with it. Stop bailing out private companies and then corporations can bonus their executives as they wish. It is NONE of our business if executives make multi million dollar salaries in a free market economy! FREE means that you have the opportunity to win and the opportunity to lose money without government interference.

And those children that are supposedly benefitting from watching PBS...set up an actual preschool for them (or loving Christian foster care) and help keep them safe from their unhealthy environment. It is not poverty that hurts children...it is their drug and alcohol abusing parents that have lost (or never learned) their morals and their parent(s) laziness in expecting someone else (including Big Bird the TV babysitter) to teach their children. It is a cycle that must be broken and Big Bird is not up for the job.

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GregRodgers

11:53 am on Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Although it amounts to less than .01% of the budget and was really amatuerish to bring up in the debate....I think that subsidies to all corporations need to go away.
This includes NPR, PBS, OIL Companies...etc.

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Chris

8:05 pm on Tuesday, October 9, 2012

I think GregRodgers was referring to the federal budget. But since the democrats refuse to pass a budget, how would America know how much they are throwing away?

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Floyd Akridge

4:24 am on Wednesday, October 10, 2012

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Chris...what a gem. love it.

Janet Luke

3:12 pm on Tuesday, October 9, 2012

When I read Kennesaw's long rambling article, It sounded more like what I read in the Banner Herald...I just got into "the Patch" and thought the Patch was not for me until I read the comments which I agree with...If people only got that Big Bird thing out of the debate, then they are telling us they thought their President was as bad in the debate as I thought.....I didn't expect much from him, and I was not disappointed!, J.L.

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Tammy Osier

6:42 pm on Tuesday, October 9, 2012

I think the whole point of Romney bringing it up is that we have to cut government spending and public television is one thing that can stand on its own legs. It did for years and years. It was funded by the public initially, and then became an overnight success, selling records, videos and movies. I'm so glad I'm not a democrat. I'd be feeling so embarrassed right now that that's all they had to gripe about. People have REAL problems right now. This pales in comparison. I mean, if I were an independent, I'd probably think to myself, now that's real cutting of un necessary spending! But that 's the epitomy of democratic spending- stuff we DON'T NEED. The piece was n't believable because no one has said Big Bird is bad for America, no one has said that SS is going anywhere. Smokescreen is the word alrright.

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Tammy Osier

7:27 pm on Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Also, Would you rather government take cuts out of a necessity like food or shelter for grandma? Kids will survive. Parents should be teaching their kids the importance of life anyway, not sticking them in front of Big Bird as a babysitter. Although I did watch it with my kids b/c I loved to sing along with Ernie!. Might explain a few things about this generation anyway. Big Bird will survive one way or another. Nick or another kid channel would pick it up. Otherwise, yes, if we want it, let us pay for it. Don't think we're entitled to it. Or God forbid, sell time to commercials.

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Tammy Osier

10:38 pm on Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Well, this is twice in a week that the obama camp has been called out. First, AARP doesn't want them using their name in the campaign, and now neither does BIg Bird! lolol

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Chris

10:52 pm on Tuesday, October 9, 2012

It's just a rumor but apparently al-Qaeda doesn't like the false claims being made by the Obama campaign.

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